Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Super duper intelligent? Sounds like a solid plan. If that fails, I may have to drop the swedish Outlaw god thing.

If my Mormor claims that she does not know anything, I will ask my super duper intelligent relatives this summer. There, a nice Plan B.

Hmm. She only has to be educated in Swedish history & religious history. Though that is probably a long shot, and it’s likely that your efforts won’t pick any delicious fruit.

I don't have any. No wait I keep forgetting. I have one. Not Swedish though.....I don't think. Maybe she is. Could be anything.

Your cousin.

There has to be SOMEONE else

Whoa that's right. I did. Damnit.

Didn’t you already ask your mom?

She still bruises, though. Maybe...maybe she made it up. No one actually saw her fall that one time. Oh god :( Perhaps I should ask Mom instead. I don't want to be rude.

What do you think a god is? They usually have been around a long time before they can even be established as a god.