Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

She's been absent for a few days. Do you think? I just can't continue with that thought. I cannot bear it. SHE'S AN OLD WOMAN!

She probably IS it.

Damnit. I was hoping you would be past that by now. Nevertheless, I have been meaning to ask my Mormor about it. She will know.

I haven’t dropped my Swedish Outlaw god theory yet.

You must live the life of an outlaw.

Or go home?

DIE HARD

I’m going to go with... chickens. Cows are more likely to kill me (though chickens are still very dangerous)

Bus full of chickens
Bus full of cows

Which would you prefer to ride in?

Bus is full of fat college kids.