Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

That is very cruel!

I don't know if he's ever been happy that we use them. He always turns them off...he's just weird that way. Every problem anybody in the family has, according to him, is because they're not exercising enough. Hmph. I went out there and told him that my back was really hurting, and he went off on my about how "You're not fat, but you're definitely out of shape." God damnit, leave me alone. This is why I have problems. >=(

How hot does it have to be for him to condone their usage?

Colder than it was earlier today. The fans are off! Although that's because my dad never wants us to use them, even when it's over 90 degrees.

Is it... cold outside?

Ear muffs!

I’m not sure I follow.

Tune out.

What’s a guy to do?

I just end up irritating myself, though. There's no pleasing me. Some days I just really smurfing want to shoot myself >=(