Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

But I wanna be the centerpiece!

Then you can be the cool disheveled guy leaning in the corner.

I’m not too good at ponytailing, either.

Yes, it probably will be. But hair in a ponytail wouldn't be dressing too informally.

No, I don’t think there is one. I suppose I’m doomed. Oh well, the Grand Ball can’t be that grand, can it?

Unless you can find a master untangler in your country then you're probably smurfed. I only wish I could write out instructions. Unfortunately it's a hands on thing. And every tangle is different, and thus you must approach each one FRESH. 8-)

Do you have Any Ideas?

Then surely there's still time to fix this mess.

When I least expect it, no doubt.

When is the Grand Ball?