Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You and kikimm always seem to be knowing something nobody else knows. "Let's make them think we're like them". Is that how it is?

btw i don't actually know what job you do tbh

You're just in time to help us lift up the trophy

Lawl. Poocha. xD

There's someone at my school that's Resha's age named Pooja.

Give him a band-aid.

You're breaking that man's heart, Pooja

Ohmygod Meat Puppet; I never told you about the more recent email I got from another of those weirdos. Last month. This guy -- a very nice man, I'm sure -- emailed me and I think he thought I was his sister or something. He asked me to find him a "nice girl", a "suitable wife" -- he thought it was time for him to "settle down". I was playing bloody matchmaker! He sounded kinda sad; I think he's getting a tad desperate, unable to find someone and the like. So he ups and emails this chick called Pooja he knows and it just gets worse and worse for him because she never gets the email (I do) and his marriage and all will be further delayed :-(

I wanted to send him an encouraging email telling him he'll surely find a nice woman one day and have a lovely life, but I decided not to. In case he got ideas gahahah

Trying out that Casanova thing, eh Muppet? GOOD FOR YOU!

If I remember, Meat Puppet proposed to me once.