Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You don't think a hose would get the job done just as well?

You might also want a.. you know. One of those scraper things that men use to scrape paint.

I've got a mop.

Who will clean up the mess, if I miss? That’s all I’m worried about.

You don't mind smurfing up other people's huh? :D but yeah. Please do. Make sure you aim, though. If you smurf that up too I'm not sure I can save you, unless I try and catch you.

Oh, great. It is a well-kept secret that one of my hobbies is actually jumping on mattresses that are not mine.

Well. Hmm. If it's small, you might be able to hold a finger or something over it. You might just have to jump though. You're not too far from the ground, and I have set up some mattresses that I have stolen from the locals.

I poked a hole in the balloon.

Oh what the hell did you do? Tell me so I can fix it quick.

The plan is perfect. The plan is secure. But I had to go and try to smurfing be creative.