Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It would kind of suck if I died.

LIAM GRAB ON AND DO NOT LET GO UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES MAYBE SHUTTING YOUR EYES WOULD BE FOR THE BEST

Purple. You might wanna write my name on it, too.

I know whoa you'd like come to some unexpecting child and she'd be like hey and then you would be so embarrassed and anyways it's purple.

What color? I sure don’t wanna grab the wrong balloon. How rude of me would that be?

I'm going to have to tie a rope to a balloon and get you down, Mister. Grab hold of the balloon when you see it.

I couldn’t, I swear! My mind just wasn’t on the right track. in the clouds

How could you eat a kitten? How could you?

Unless you have hidden something inside the kitten! I mean cookie. Why the smurf did I say kitten.

I'm glad to hear this. If you can't have your meringue you can at least have a cookie.