Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Why don't you say something like, Rapunzel?

My hair is so long that I look like Emma Broxton!

You're going to die because I am going to make you dead!

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One time I was so hungry that I stole a packet of potato chips & put it under my helmet. The man came out and caught me, and then he took the chips AND my helmet! He said to wait while he called the police. He went inside, and I got on my bike and rode away. Not fast, though.

What if your life was in danger, though? I for one would give her a good beating if my life was at steak. Wait, wrong steak. Oh well, I’ll stick with steak. I don’t really like steak too much. Kind of a suicide-inducing meat, don’t you think?




I told you that wasn't my bag, bro. She's making it all up so she can have the police come around and confiscate my giant african land snails. It's totally bogus.

So now you're nothing more than a petty thief. The tangled webs we weave, Mister Paper, the tangled webs we weave.

:laugh: OOPS

There was once a user note that made me sad. The user note was deleted by the all-encompassingly psychadelic babe kikimm! I am in debt to her and her offspring.

You evil bastard. I’ll never let you get away with this.

I didn't. It was just a guess. Now that you have acknowledged it, however, I know that it is correct. Unless it was a guise. Guile? GUADALOUPE?

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

I'll ready my rocket launcher and load a potato into so I can send home-made mashed potatoes your way, Liam.

It’s true. This whole time I have been... lying. I am not a meat Puppet. I am just a mere Meteor Puppet. You may proceed with the flamings, if you wish.

Meteor Puppet.

yeah I guess that's my jive.