Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

My uncle’s name is Pete.

*nudges Peat*

You should get on MSN so when you do this "STALLING" thing someone can "NUDGE" you.

Liam Smooth Donald.

OK. Now you’re just being cruel.

Would you also bring me back some porridge!?

You really think so? Perhaps I will give it a try some time (in the near future).

Hey if you put on a little red cape and smiled ever so sweetly I think they would think twice!

Yeah I know. Strangers just get so scared of me. I reach out my mangled fingures and plea: “I’m a nice guy, really!” But they never let me hold their sweet, little children.

Gosh you scare me sometimes.