Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

One time ages ago this person started talking to me on Y!M. I don’t know where it came from, but it just started talking to me every day. It was weird. It was also before I came here so it was none of these evil beasts. Anyway, it would always complain about things going on in its life, and you know, I went along with it. One time it was moaning about how its father treated its sister better than he treated it, so I said:
“well perhaps fathers treat girls better than boys”
Which made it freak out, and claim that it IS a girl. I’m sure you can imagine the trouble I was in then! Anyway, it calmed down, and said it was going down the road for some diapers brb. Diapers? I asked it when it came back if it had a small child. Nope, it said, these diapers are for me! Apparently, in the 18 (it said it was 18 up to now) years it had been alive, it had never been toilet trained. It told me about all these weird stories about how it is better to always wear diapers, and how that I should try it some time.
Eck, no thanks.

Then one day came the confusing conversation. This REALLY blew my mind. This is why I call it “It,” because I never really... understood. Anyway, it goes on about all this weird stuff like how it loved me, but it was really a boy, who was waiting to be old enough for an operation, and was actually 9 years old.
What the :skull::skull::skull::skull:? It offered to webcam and I did—I should not have, no doubt the FBI are all over my house—and indeed it was a 9 year old boy with the voice of a 17 year old female.

Of course, I never wanted to be mean, so I would kept going on, but would be ambiguous whenever it asked me if I loved it. Or I would just block it for a while. Also I never actually asked if the whole thing was a joke, but the thought always crossed my mind. Though it would be a long way to go to fool a stranger into something useless.

Extremely weird. It stopped once I quit using Y!M.

cyclops -o and it's funny you mention Nigeria then

I have time.

You know... oh it’s a long story. :yap:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT

MY GOD YES.

Can I stop wearing diapers now

You’re a Big Girl now.

Yeah, almost right away. I'm surprised I was able to do it by myself.

I hope you turned them back on, otherwise you’re doomed.