Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yes, but only while supplies last.

Will there be some kind of reward?

Yes, hate Jojee and her Crystal-Chronicles-midget-giving-blow-job avatar.

DO IT

ooh hate me more, baby, oooh.

Another day, another note for Meat Puppet, another urge to duck when I see him.

Originally Posted by Me, apparently

There is no place like home. No place like home!

I might as well stop trying.

You're not the first man to come to these user notes looking for answers.

I don't know what I'm doing here.

I thought I had, but then I remembered that it was Simon Cowell, so no. :(