Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You're quick as a fox.

I was quite pleased I managed to find out about that one before I... before I could be embarrassed by it.

More so.

I don’t really like eating while I watch TV or play a game. It’s better to pay full attention to both separately, in my opinion. I do eat while browsing the internet... though that is easier, as it’s not as full on as television is so my attention can be switched between the eating and browsing with more ease. Or maybe I am just trying to justify being a hypocrite.

xD Yeah. The LOOK they get into their eyes. Sends shivers down me spine.

It’s even worse if they do it while watching tv. Eek. Looks like antelope watching for a lion orsomething.

Oh yeah. My dad does that a lot. All the men in the family, actually.

And do they do that... sucky thing? Like if a bit of food falls onto their lip but is still in proximity of their sucking force... to fetch it.

Oh man yeah. When there is some other kind of noise it's not as bad but. Yeah. I'm also horrible and like, I have to LOOK at the person while they're chewing. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP the food is spilling out of the sides of their mouth. smurfing nasty.

I hate it SO smurfING MUCH. Especially when there is little ambient noise so I focus in on the sound of the chewing. smurf. I want to BREAK SOMETHING.