Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

...okay no. :( I'm innocent. I used to, though, until a few years ago. My brother still does it. Jesus Christ it's annoying. Especially when he eats cereal.

Wait wait wait. You... chew with your mouth open?

I'll chew with my mouth closed from now on I GUESS.

Yes. They must be wooden. Perhaps I will let you have one metal, if you behave yourself.

Can't I get metal ankles instead? Does it have to be wooden?

Man, you could get wooden ankles. That would be so totally sweet (for me)

I WILL LIVE

I guess age would deteriorate you quicker than most.

I can still walk fine. Running is what creates problems.

But then you wouldn’t really be able to walk.