Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You’ve always made me look at the world differently, kikimm.

How can you be so sure? Are you really sure of anything?

Why would I be in a crib? I’m not a smurfing baby.

They're going to come after you in your crib.

It was a turf war. A cold hearted turf war.

But at least you showed them they can't mess.

That is such a dangerous sport. One time a friend and I were trying to get the ball in the hoop and these colored folk arrived and commanded us to step aside otherwise we’d suffer a stabbin’. So my friend put his weight against the hoop and the metal started to bend and the entire thing fell over! What a found. He’s fat, by the way. We had to run away because those folks were mad we smashed their hood’s hoops. That was the last I saw of my friend (lol jokes)

I should have mentioned he plays basketball too. This one time he came home all bloody and everyone was like what the smurf are you dead

I think I used disasterpiece wrong. I meant something that causes much destruction.

My god. The man must be a physical disasterpiece.