Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memnoch_The_Devil

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Memnoch.

Gallimimus

I should also mention that the Maori a is really greasy. Waka, while the spelling is like whacker, is pronounced more like wuhkuh. It gets very confusing with place names.

you know, I really think they just made up half the language when white man came.

I hope I can remember that. Thank you :D

You seem very cynical today, what's the occasion?

Some people also say teeya. Aoteyaroa.

It’s such a simple and barbaric language. I guess that’s why nobody can do it right.

Pi (pee) waka and then waka. It’s just describing the sound of the bird’s tail.
Hmm. I was about to say how primitive that makes the language, but then I though of the bird’s English name: fantail. Not so primitive now, huh!

Aotearoa
Au (like our with the r) tea-row-ah.

It took me like 5 times to try to say that (what I think is) correctly. Holy jesus. I will never get Aoteauuroauroa.

I’m not in that slut’s vugue, anyway. That’s Maui’s rotting carcass. And he would have succeeded, too, if it wasn’t for that pesky Piwakawaka!