Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Don't you even have imaginary freinds? You really are troubled if even the imaginary people won't be your freinds.

Did you know that Leon backwards is Noel? Probably. I found this out many years ago, when I was trying to convince my friend Leon that he had died, and he was actually his friend Noel.

OK, I was lying. I don’t have any friends.

I knew this guy named leon. He had long, curly, dirty blonde hair. I didn't know whether or not he was as tough and rugged as a Lion or as noble and kind hearted as the long haired blonde heroes of folklore and Myth, like Arthas from WC3. In any event, I never spoke to him. Didn't like him. So all my questions will continue to march along that damp, damp, droll drive into infinite, unnamed, unanswered, unloved.

Leon says "Hold your fire! I'm a human!"

Leon is definitely not Leonardo DiCaprio. I hope you were on the side arguing against that. They are not alike at all. In any way.

While playing Resident Evil 4 recently, my friends and I were debating whether, or not Leon is really Leonardo Dicaprio. Just thought you should know.

Where did your beatiful chin go to?

Apparently I thought some chick was hot. Which makes sense, I guess.

Mines way back on page 100-and-something (Yes I checked)

I’m sure it was very sporahexal.