Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What haven't you done that I have?

No no such thing but I doubt I deserve them.

Has she sent you interpretive dance pictures?

So you’re still safe. Your mind has yet to be perverted by her evil ways (me too, but I am just pretending it’s worse like she sends me pictures of her eating dogs (which she doesn’t(hasn’t))).

She's only shown me one picture. I didn't see anything wrong with it.

Does she send you the......pictures?

She's a sweet girl.

It’s very depressing, but it’s what she enjoys so I am not going to take it away from her.

Yeah she always gets the wrong idea! That little silly billy pumpking boo boo

I do do this one thing with my hands in private. It’s probably not what you think it is (and definitely not what Shiny thinks it is)