Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah... I guess fixing it would probably be best. The Shiny thing was just a weak idea I threw in there for backup. I doubt she’d want to do that, anyway.

I would rather we take this by the HORNS. Head on. Fix it. But if you've got your mind set on the Shiny dealie, I could possibly be persuaded (that last sentence was a lie).

Why don’t we just pretend we give each other compliments? I’m sure they’re all correct, anyway. Though it might be dangerous... perhaps, after a trial run (and neither is pleased), we could try get Shiny to do all the complimenting instead. I think I trust her enough. Your thoughts, madame?

Yeah really! >:O Makes me afraid to compliment YOU. Not that I'm trying to turn this onto you

Fine. I’m never complimenting you again. You always try to nullify it, and it makes all my hard work for nothing. Note that I am aware that I am being extremely hypocritical here, but I don’t care.

No. Not debatable.

You’re amazing.

Hmm...well, if you ended up not liking it because you weren't American, then he would not be doing his job as a oh never mind. God damnit why do I always need to do that :laugh:

I am not actually laughing

It is about America.

Short chapters are so much better. They encourage reading! And that's good. Are you just being silly, or does being American actually have somethign to do with the book? D: