Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Cheap perfume in the tunnel of love.

Like cheap perfume. (I have no idea what I'm talking about.)

I wanted something sweeping, but not offensive.

I had an inkling that that was the truth behind it all. Your style. Something you would do.

I don’t think it’s real. I just made it up on the spot.

"Quidditch" makes me laugh so much. The connotations of it. Anyways. I don't know what it is. It's just something my mom says a lot. Supposed to be an insult. Well, not REALLY. If you actually said it while angry you would not be taken seriously. Maybe like that one you said yesterday. Tumdugger? Although I dunno what that is

But what is it? It sounds like some sort of Harry Potter slang.

You heard me.

Hobag?

I am most definitely not. In my hobag opinion.