Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What infection do I have?

I thought it was just because of your infection.

I guess not. No wonder everyone seems a bit...touchy.

Perhaps that is the outlaw god I have been seeking.

They don’t have moons in Sweden?

The moon! I haven't seen it in forever.

Tidal cycles?

Well, you have to complain about something. What else do you have to complain about?

Worse still, he does tricks in it. Like, he will spin around on one wheel, so he can access a different computer. Oh, and of course they had to put the cripple as the clichéd lab-tech HQ mission-brief guy. An... wait a minute. What the smurf am I complaining about this :skull::skull::skull::skull: for

Oh, so because he's crippled, he's taken it upon himself to become a crusader huh? For the weak? smurfer.