Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You are very aff...afafaf...alfalfa...affluent.

I am going to pretend your second usernote is not creepy and/or colourful

Nope.

New Topic: Swordfish.

Birds flying high!

It feels good

I feel like I'm intruding

What the... smurf? Over a tip? Jesus Christ. I don’t think any place here has a rule of how much to tip, but I know of tip policies. At this one place.. I don’t know if I’ve told you about it before, but it’s called Bees Online, and all tips have to go into this jar, which gets split between the employees at the end month. I know someone who is charming as smurf who lost hundreds of dollars to that smurfing jar. I mean, $100 tip, I don’t know if that’s big or small but it sounds pretty big to me. And to split that with lazy smurfs (like me) is pretty fiendish.

I remember. Well I guess that's a little bit better. Here, if you don't tip, people get smurfing pissed. My friend got chased to her car by a waiter who thought she tipped too little the other day.

I used to have that as my location. And people do tip, if they want to. I’ve seen people do it before.