Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

OH THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Maybe I can light things on fire using the oven gas stuff.

Oh, I see. Well, I understand now. Sentimental value. He should really just buy you some cheap matches, so they can dummy you off the antiques.

I mean, getting mad if I use his matches. Cause they're so old. But they are just sitting there.

I actually don’t know what there is to get upset about if the lighter fluid runs dry.

you bastard you know whut ah mean! Surely he won't miss the uglies ones

Yeah, lighters are real valuable. (lol)

I guess once the lighter runs out. My dad might get upset though.

Light stuff on fire.

I'll have to slow it down a little bit. I don't want you to explode. I wouldn't know what to do with these things!

Wow! That makes me feel swell. You know, that’s twice as much matches as I deserved before. I’ve come quite a long way, considering I woke up this morning deserving 0 matches.