Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Okay. I'll try to cool my jets. I am not Shiny.

Wish I knew what that meant.

Don’t do it, kikimm. I.. I don’t think I would be able to handle seeing you that way.

fiend

Meat Puppet is trying to keep us apart!
Christmas is trying to steal you from me!

I never really wanted you and I to be together much in the first place!

But isn't it strange how forces meant to keep two bodies apart can unintentionally become the glue that sticks them together. It's kind of like when my mom used to say to me, "Martyr, don't superglue your hands together just because you thought it was funny when you saw it done on the Saturday morning cartoons!"

"HAHA! Sux for you mom! I wasn't going to do it," I cried with relish and fervor. "But now the idea is so ingrained in my head, that my mind shall surely 'splode should this thought engrained within it not be made manifest upon the underbelly of my most precious, precious hands.

And that, dearest Resha, is the story of why I had to learn to be the world's fastest Hook Typist.

Edit: Yo! I sent this to Meat Puppet instead of Resha! How ludicrous is that!

Oh I see. You would have liked it if I had you

I thought you were going to pull a Shiny on me for a second there. I am glad you didn’t.

Mm, no. No. Stay. I like you here.

Should I... get my coat?

Search. Capture. Destroy. Copy cats generally suck.