Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You can wrestle?

I'll wrestle it out of you one of these days.

Yeah, I might make you die or something.

Is this why you're scared of me?

At least you don’t try to kill me in... most of them. Psychotic always seems to be after me.

Stop hating me :(

In today's user notes, I will be presenting everyone with a colour from wikipedia's list of colours.

For you, Meat Puppet, I have chosen:

Lavender

This is because it reminds me of your gentle soul.

Oh my god :laugh: I DON'T WANT TO DIE ANYMORE. Really. Also lol you bomber. Maybe you were in Vietnam.

You were driving this massive truck, and then you drove over this cliff and fell down for miles and crashed and died. There was a guy in the truck’s bed, but he was all right he walked away. After that I was trying to bomb some village, which was unrelated.

Anything special?