Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I do want your herbs! I just didn't...didn't quite know how to respond. These things take time!

Maybe. But if I dug up a potato made of meat, well... I might get a little scared.

And not at all appetizing?

That would be depressing to look at.

A Meat Potato!

So my name stays on the online list, and people think I am mysterious and intriguing. And possibly a potato.

Well, what good would doing that be, anyways? How can they demand that of you?

What a slack trooper. Idealistically, I should hang around at least 3 hours after you leave, just idling and doing nothing. For no reason at all. I am a shame to those who birthed me.

Yeah, I figured. What a trooper.

Ok, thanks for the warning. I haven’t got too much longer left in me, anyway.