Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I am not surprised. Tell me what it is, and I will tell you what is true.

That would be a most pleasant arrangement. But before I forget

You liar you lied to me. You either lied to me or you lied in that thread.

Then you can feed me bananas and bacon and I can live in your bathtub.

Yeah, come on, complete the transformation.

It’s not like I don’t already look like a turtle.

You could wear a chin guard, and then put on a hat, and you wouldn't look like a redneck.

Except that it makes me look like a redneck. Even more so when I put any kind of hat on.

That's not as bad.

That’s what I do. Keeps them filed. But sometimes—just like with my chin—I get lazy.

Yeah that's the problem with that method. I hate that. Not being able o rip into all of them. If I could keep them filed on a regular basis that would be nice but