Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yes, I do owe my discovery of Beck to VH1.

There is already a The Liam Show? What the smurf? Well I will think up a better name. I’m sure it can’t be too hard to get a show on VH1. What was that Tom Green asshole on? MTV or VH1? Either or. The only downside is that I have the best people in the world hating me, and I am loved by a load of 14 year old s and knuckleheads.

Whoa, I didn't mean to set you off, Peat. All I said was that salsa was better than Tobasco and then you started freaking on peeps. Dude...

You should get hired there and then take them all out. Verbally assault them all. Or get your own show and do it. The Liam Show....that already exists, but you can take over

None of the VH1 commentators are really funny and some must die, but you must admit I Love the *insert era* is pretty addictive.

Was it the Tom Cruise thing? When the Tom snapped at this reporter for squirting him with a prank mic?

I remember one time this comedian was doing it and it was for like when some big celebrity snapped at paparazzi. The comedian was saying all this , thinking of course that he was better than the big celebrity, but I know in the back of his mind he was thinking this: ‘I wish that was me. Why can’t I get a job? Gee, I sure hope this VH1 gig pays well. I am getting sores from sleeping with my mom.’

Amen, BRUTHA

EUGH VH1. I. ARGH. It’s so hard explaining those smurfING ASSHOLES that give commentary during some VH1 shows. I will give you an example
It was like rich kids or something on VH1 and for one of them it was talking about George Bush’s daughters or maybe Barbara or something

ONE OF THOSE BULL ‘CELEBRITIES’ GOES
‘‘If Barbara Bush was president, the White House would be a big party ALL THE TIME’’
Before saying ALL THE TIME she starts by shaking her head and then during it she starts nodding and widening her eyes. Then it shows a picture of Barbara Bush and it rapidly zooms in and out on the picture with some stupid sound effect.

Then the subject is Prince Henry (I think that is his name)
‘‘If Prince Henry was King, the royal palace would be a big party ALL THE TIME’’
Before saying ALL THE TIME she starts by shaking her head and then during it she starts nodding and widening her eyes. Then it shows a picture of Prince Henry and it rapidly zooms in and out on the picture with some stupid sound effect.

WHO ARE THESE smurfING MORONS? IS THAT THE BEST smurfING THEY CAN COME UP WITH? DON’T THEY KNOW PEOPLE GROW UP? GEORGE BUSH USED TO BE LIKE THAT AND THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOT a 24/7 smurfING PARTY. GO AND DIE> smurfAE W

Yeah yeah I know you wouldn't really xD

I've just seen something similar while watching not Big Brother, but one of those ty VH1 shows. That doesn't make me any better I guess.

Never heard of that Kenny thing!

Big Brother is porn. No seriously look up Big Brother Norway...or big brother hot tub. >.<

Big Brother?