Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What, do you like them or something? You’d love New Zealand. They smurfing run the place. The only time you eat one if by accident. I nfact,

I'll just pretend you were starving and had no other choice. ;)

I would be lying if I told you I had never eaten sheep.

Have you ever eaten sheep?

I will:

When I eat them. I don’t think I have ever rubbed them all over my body, unless they have been in some body lotion or something.

When you eat them or when you rub them all over your body?

OKay you don't need to answer that one. :shame:

You bitch!

Kiwis give me rashes.

I made my dad buy Kiwis today at the grocery store so I could pretend it was you I was smashing with a baseball bat

that actually doesn't sound very threatening

Sweden sucks!

Sweden