Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What the smurf? Try living 20 years then get back to me on that one.

Oh yeah I know! That's just nuts. Terrible. And I think 80 years isn't a long time.

Eating your way into an early grave? Just a few years ago (your mother’s generation, I believe) people had to have children much earlier, because they were dead by 30.

30 is the best age to have kids EVER.

Oh I'm just going to go get myself a donut

What if you find out when you’re 30 (too old to have children)?

Anyway, what are you talking about? If your family wants to be gun toting in the manner you are preaching, then they will have to find some way to speed up the process. I’d say that making it to your son’s son would be stretching the human race a little.

If I have a daughter, then her sons. Of my son turns out to be homosexual, I had better get back to baby making I suppose.

What if you have only a daughter? Or if your son is homosexual?

Only 1st generation. My sons sons sons will be the ones well-experienced with guns

And you call yourself an American. Humph!

No. I don't think I've even seen a gun in real life. Maybe.