Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Oh I love it when he does that stuff. Jay Leno was doing it the other night, I think. I got told all about it. NOT AS GOOD

Have you ever seen that actual items thing? That’s what it was. There is a picture of a man in one of the items, and that is when Conan was heard to remark [that thing].

Rob Lowe is on Conan tonight. Wtf?! I thought his career was over.

who is he talking about

“He is the most generic man I have ever seen.” — Conan O’Brien

You represent all of mankind

Bizarrely, people will sometimes refer to themselves as me. Clearly I am no exception. I mean you.

That is definitely what I meant.

Especially when it’s something that you love, kikimm. That you love.

Especially when it's something that you love.