Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Is it the same guys? Maybe you speak of Wild Boyz.

It’s too late now. Plus, I hate Jackass. Well, that other one is kind of good. The one with the guys who travel a lot and there are animals.

Are you planning to get him back? >=D

Yeah. I’ve known him pretty much my whole life. He’s really more like a friend than a cousin. That means that you know. Friend treatment. And sometimes he does stupid stuff.

Oh man, he's one of THOSE guys. Maybe this is a silly question, but do you like him?

There was this news story not too long ago that was about a spider crawling into this girl's ear. Sweet dreams.

Even then, would he still be able to do that? Maybe spit in your breakfast, but a venomous spider really a long way to go.

If he doesn’t watch MTV, you’ll be fine.

My cousin is too easily influenced by the likes of Jackass.

I don't think so. At this point, I'm pretty sure he still respects me. But the day will come when my yelling has no effect. Then I will go into hiding!

Do you think you brother is cruel enough to do such a thing?

Yeah see I think I might do that. I just don't know. It's like...there would be nothing evil enough that would be fitting punishment for that.