Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Savage. They are all savages.

But I've heard so many nice things about them!

I’m not seeking vengeance. I just hate them. Then again, I hate New Zealanders just as much, so it all evens out in the end.

That'll teach 'em!

I don’t like them, either. I have gone as far as denying them as a race.

I don't like Australians, but I never really had a reason. I guess I can adopt those ones. They'll do.

I believe that alcohol consumption increases dramatically the closer you get to Paris, France. You don’t even notice it at first... the next thing you know, there is a wine glass in your hand, a beret on your head, and a cigarette between your fingures. It is kind of like that with Australia, except it’s beer instead of wine, one of those stupid cork hats, and a “fat blunt” (as they so creatively put it)

They're very devious. I've had more alcohol in the three weeks I've been here than in my entire life.

This is why I can’t trust Europeans.

Super cold in the day, and smurfing hot at night. Reverse desert. I don't like it. I think I'd prefer to have it the other way around. I don't know what to do!