Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I'm sorry...

THAT YOUR BUTT HAS SIX PIMPLES ON IT AND EVEN A CARBUNCLE AND I AINT TALKIN' 'BOUT DAT FREAKY DEAKY TURQUOISE REFLECT MASTAH NEITHA!

I keep those mothersmurfers far away from me what the hell. Unless you are an enemy. Oh dear. But that can be dealt with later.

Or even an enemy, which is probably closer than a friend.

Like a true friend.

Of course, my explanations do not do the sketch any justice. It is really something that had to be seen. I’m just trying to help you out a little.

Turkey stuff is always great. I know a bunch of real life turkeys escaped to the train station a couple days ago but that is not as good as this.

There was this one sketch that was... haha. So good. Because it was thanksgiving, they were talking about how turkeys are killed in humane ways. However, New York does it a little differently. Take a look. Then they showed several videos of turkeys getting “hit” in ways you see on movies like godfather and goodfellas; trapping the turkey in the revolving door then shooting it, the turkey sitting in the passenger seat then the mafioso behind it strangling it to death, the exploding car, and many more. It was great.

There was other stuff, too but you know

OH and Jim was on. And he had another episode of pale force. That too was good.

You could....never mind. I pay the price. Good thing nothing stopped you from missing it though.

Damn. It was good.

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I was too worn out last night.