Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Best I could do on such short notice.

I'm interested.

Don’t be sad. I have something to lift your spirits.

I'm cheap. :sad:

You’re furry? Why don’t you just shave?

I think I'd rather be yelled at for THAT than be called a furry.

Sometimes I say I want to be a cat but then people shout at me and tell me how great it is to be a human and miss all that stuff about being a human but I mean if I wasn’t I would never have really known so yeah whateveer r. :rolleyes1

How about Catwoman?

And they never learn from their mistakes like that. They keep on doing it. God I want to be a cat. But not an aristocat. Terrible.

My cats falls off stuff all the time. He really likes his bizarre positions while he sleeps. He fell off this shelf once and it was pretty high and my heart started beating really fast but he landed on his feet and then sat back down.