Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You like to dance close to the fire don't you god I'm such a nerd. I can laugh about THAT and stuff but if they actually fell I'd feel so bad. Hitting their head. CRACK THEIR SKULL OPEN

:lol:

:shifty:

I once lit a match and it made my cat go nuts. Instead of running away, he walked onto me and sniffed it. That was. Then I got another match and he started to run away and look at it at the same time and almost fell off the table the end.

I don't t...oh right. Well that box I put back under my bed, and she's been there since, so she must have. But no, not when they were lit. I think she can feel heat.

What about matches and lighters. Does she sniff them? When they are aflame? That’ll teach you.

And she's so adorable when she does it! But not when she sniffs certain drawers. Stupid idiot.

Much like a cat.

Better than the people that insist on smelling everything ffs. I am one of those people.

That’s the best way. Otherwise people just hang around and talk to each other and eat things and talk again and then talk to people who don’t like them and walk around and look at things and touch things and it’s just all too much.

Well, if you want it to be over quickly, sure.

Losers get thrown into the volcano!