Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Okay, I apologize, Meat Drummer.
I have no idea what I'm apologizing for, but I'll do it anyway because I realize how sensitive you are.

Breaking your arm. :(

You certainly know your stuff.

There will be a whole chapter on fishing.

Finding a spider.

So you won't stop me? Sweet. Okay. I will just have to think of a beginning. An introduction. I can't just launch right into opening up a peanut AND

That is probably the best things one could do with one’s time. Or... whatever.

That's what I should do with my time! Bible of the Holy Meat Puppet. Something to write. Yes.

Enough to fill a small bible.

you know all my trix