Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

HA. So you have read Eldafire’s book! I hate Eldafire, too. Eldafyre.

Yeah Pelagiad. They're of opposite races anyways they can't be doing that.

The briton, right? Yeah I hate that slut. Is she in... Caldera? Or that real windy town. Man, it has been too long. She’s the same face of the bitch that wants that punk. That dark elf smurf in P. Peromo. I can’t remember. Palisades. No. It’s close to Seyda Neen, if you know what I mean. The cat that loves you lives there. Anyway, she has the glove. Bitch with the glove. Can’t have those two reproducing, though. So I usually kill her. Let her sweetheart die of heartbreak. Sometimes vice-versa. Vice ce.

Ha xD It might have been. I'll have to check next time I play it. Probably tonight. Besides Fargoth the only ones I really hate are the mage guild travel people. God they are such bitches. Hairy, too. Like Hilary Duff and her smurfing massive forehead. Stupid bitch.

Was it Stargel? I HATE STARGEL. Stargel. He like, has his own personal guard. Plus he has such a strong tongue. Like, I usually insult people until they attack me. But he is tough. One tough minded person. Good clothes, too. I’m like
no that would be racist but you know
I still hate Stargel. I would probably still kill you and take your clothes, though. And then I would sell them to that Imperial in Balmora. He seems to favor dressing in ladies’ clothing. Of course I would kill him later on. Only trust the cat, I say. The cat buys skooma. Sweet sweet skooma. Sometimes I get real junked out on skooma and run around murdering people in a skooma rage. Except the cat. The girl is always first to go. I need her chest. I mean chests. The little locked ones. Click dick derp.

Ziggy wiggy whaap.

And don’t get me started on Vivec. I usually get so depressed there I have to commit suicide by jumping. Until I get so strong I can’t do that anymore. It’s like haha NO WAY OUT.

Haha yeah. I've already told you this but I always kill people for their clothes. I just....I MUST HAVE A COMPLETE COLLECTION. Like oh mano n that one quest where you have to get a red and black shirt for the imperial shrine stuff. Urgh. I found a black guy on the streets and started duking it out with him but of course he was a fist fighter and killed me every single time. I think I tried for an hour before giving up and finally going to Vivec. God that place is so GAY

Still have not met Kagouriitrie lover though. :incomplete:

Some monsters were ninja monkeys.

Do kagouti lay eggs? I guess that guy would say if they did or not. You know, the one that smurfing loves them. But they almost kill him. I feel like killing him most of the time. I usually do. I get him to trust me then bam. Like that asshole on tv. Except way cooler. Then I wear his shirt.

Kagouti orginally sounded like kitty cats. Befor they figured out a sound for them to have, anyways.

Giant, swollen kagouti. Yum yum. I can smell their breath when they are eating me. Wood Elf. There is a German mod for Morrowind somewhere. Not german, but it adds a new race. Just edited Britons, really. But it also adds H-word. Yeah yeah. :rolleyes2 Playing it safe.

It won't be like last time I promise. Scout's Honor.