Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Wait a minute --- are you saying you fondle yourself while you watch Conan?

You're not a girl?! No, you must be lying! My life's dreams have just shattered before me.

It has a pirate hat, dude! It's in fancy-dress.

Something is up with your avatar that i just cannot point out..

a tale of two Liams

The avatar is back and the crisis has been averted. You may resume normal duty, folks.

Hey, look! It's a dancing pirate with something dangling between the legs.

heat protector

...why is it gone...

The hat in your profile picture could easily be mistaken for part of a lobster, under the right influences.