Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Got that right!

I disagree. In an age of transvestites and transexuals and Thai prostitutes, such "insults" hold no weight at all.

Only witty people do that.

But wait, isn’t it witty to call males girls?

I don’t blame Decessus for thinking I am a girl, anyway. Jay Leno? He clearly doesn’t know very much about me.

Replace Jay Leno with Conan and maybe you have something. Maybe. Probably not.

And Meat Puppet is very much male. You're going to have to accept this sooner or later.

From all those sleepness nights spent fondling herself in the fedal position watching reruns of Jay Leno and thinking: "Why not me, Jay? Why not... Me...?".

Where do you get your inspiration?

What did I tell you?

The udnerworld is full of cows.

What? You've never been there?

It's like the underworld, but completely different.