Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You mean when I was just an outcast in the Greatest FF Forum?

I don't know, Meat Puppet. I'm beginning to doubt that they were indeed days.

I wouldn’t mind if they did. I think mine would, too. They eat anything, which is kind of not like a cat.

Remember when Unne was admin, and the only filtered swear word was smurf? Man, those days. They sure were days. No doubt about it.

You need therapy.

Yeah dogs...no wait, it's cats who eat you. Cause they get hungry. I can totally see that bitch eating me if I died. WELL NOT IF I EAT HER FIRST

It would probably eat you when you died, too. What s!

Yeah jesus christ that's why I don't want one. It'll outlive me! And even if I got sick of it I know I couldn't bear to give it away.

That sounds pretty cool. My dad’s parrot only asked for a cracker. What a moron. His name was Oscar and he was green. Actually, he is still alive, I just haven’t seen him in 10 years.

My friend's parrot used to say things like "Fire fire help help!" Bastard.

Drop the ’tude. Drop the kikimm. Drop the bomb!