Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Do they hand out free samples?

smurf it, there is a massive cheese factory an hour north from my house.

But they have cheese!

It makes my teeth really disgusting, too. smurfing stuff. I’m never going to France.

Haha no I've taken like a few sips and that was enough for me. :D I can only imagine.

I don’t care. I keep up with the apple. Have you ever been totally smurfed up on wine? It’s horrible.

It is gross, yeah. Water is better anyways althoug there is that tale about a glass of wine a day keeping the doctor away

I’d rather have water. Wine is disgusting and makes people sick.

Turning water into wine don't seem all that cool to ME

It’s the same with Jesus. I hate Jesus. Once again, don’t take offense, I just really don’t get it. There are people that did way better stuff than him. In fact, oh never mind I won’t go down that road. Anyway, Like Alexander Fleming! Well, not for you. But there are others. Many others.