Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah they think he's god's representative on earth. It's really a load of bull in my opinion

What the smurf is a pope, anyway? Just some old guy, if you ask me. I don’t know your religion, so no offense, but either way I am not changing my mind. I just don’t get it.

My friend was angry that people dressed up as the Pope for Halloween didn't get yelled at, but when she and her friend dressed as mormon missionaries they were harrassed. I was not surprised.

Repressed Catholic (not really)

Why you gotta be a playa hata?

I don’t think you deserve it now.

Give me my allowance.

OW MY EYES

Breasticles.

Octopodes.