Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It can be, if you want. :-*

Is that a promise?

Don’t get your hopes up too much though, because one day I will let you down more than you’ve ever known.

I can always count on you.

Here is a thread that is right up your alley:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=96765

concussion

Knocked her off her feet.

Whisked him of his feet~

Spiff thinks a lot of people are idiots. I actually don’t know how I broke into his egg. It was the old me, but I can’t remember what I did. Just all of a sudden he was like

Oh right I think I've asked before, that sounds familiar. Familiar. Well good. I don't trust them anyways. Even if Spiff thinks I'm an idiot for thinking that.