Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What if he gets cremated before you can get your sticky fingures on what is yours, Indian Giver?

Well a few extra years with him are worth it. But when he is dead I am so taking it back.

Sometimes you have to do things for nothing in order to please your friends. Unless your friends are leeches, it will probably get returned. So no.

Did I just do this for nothing

It’s actually a shame he couldn’t do a mind and soul transer into your body. He’s still going to die very young; your spleen just prolonged his life a little. Wait, what the hell

Oh yeah yeah, I let him steer. Steer the ship.

You gotta be careful not to kill him, though. Hit him the wrong way and you’ve dislocated his spine.

I still give him a high five every day on the way to class.

It’s the least I can do, since you donated that dying boy your spleen.

Well thank you for looking out, Liamtron.