Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Chances are it was your cat. That’s what he thinks in Pet Sematary when he hears the description.

If by cancer you mean run over then yeah man you are 100% correct. ;D Although we never really knew for SURE. Since like we just read the description of the cat that had got killed, and it was exactly like him. But she just couldn't look at the body they had and I don't blame her.

Did it walk so far it caught cancer?

Haha yeah they're gonna have a heart attack or something.

She's just gotten so old. I don't think she really cares anymore. I'm glad she doesn't go too far away from the house though. That's how my other cat got himself killed. Lamo.

I sneak up on my cat all the time. One time he I grabbed his tail and he turned 180° and sat up as if it were some sort of tea party.

And she should be ready for anything. If she was sleeping in the wild, she would be dead by now.

Never works. Well, unless she's sleeping, but that's cheating!

Do you sometimes try to sneak up on your cat?

Yeah they're all deceitful like that. But it's cool. I'm happy with cats. Don't need a panda.

It makes me think of this painting with suckling (or so some snobby douchebag tried to say it was suckling) Not that cuddling and suckling are in any way alike but you know how these things go.

I bet if I tried to cuddle a panda it would attack my body and probably kill me.

Cuddle is a stupid word.

Yes. I'm so cuddly.