Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Then I was alone; alone to stomach the last blue hours of this cursed morning, and no bacon to wash it down. I felt raped—but I would endure, because whatever was lurking in that mellow orange time zone was close to being upon me, and giving up now would be a waste of clock batteries, chai latte, and bagless eyes.

'sbetter'n footsucker (I just wanted to use two apostrophes in one word goodnight, Meat Puppet!)

Midget lover! Midget lover!

Leprechauns are said to be ugly and crabby, sarcastic to the point of suicide. They're kinda like...fat midgets, aren't they? I love midgets.

Those things are not cute. They are ugly. I am not leprechaunist, but honest to god. I guess with all that money they don’t need good looks.

You could hold a leprechaun hostage and then no one would get hurt ('cept the leprechaun, but...sacrifices...can be made).

What I really hate is the Irish. I am going to start a klan against the Irish. Burn clover

Though if I ever did that, I would have to kill myself.

Of course I did! lol ._. I figured you would be sending me hate mail and other things.

It was all the book. It's always the bleedin' books.

Surely you realize that if I was serious about all that stuff, I would never communicate with you in a way like this?

Thank god. I remembered the n-word and the k-word and I was really panicking there for a minute.