Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

He called me Meatman, like I am some kind of imprisoned rapist—one which has most likely not given up the trade.

It isn't safe to make those kind of statements around here, Rengori.

Could be because your avatar just got uglier.

This page seems different from every other page of Meatman's notes.

Oh, I know! I know that! And I never thought that, either. You're one of the smartest people here. (I'm babbling, but I just woke up so forgive me!) and maybe you're partially right, but I don't quite know the whole thing myself.

Well, it is a little hard to beat notes like these:

It's ok, now you are ONE with my flea.

Can I bite you?

I waited for you at the disco and you never turned up so I burned the whole place down.

DO YOU KNOW? ELEPHANTS CAN DANCE TOO!!! LIKE THIS ONE WITHOUT ANY PANTS TOO!!!! ISN'T IT GREAT THAT THEY DANCE PANTLESS AND SHIRTLESS??????????? ISN'T IT???

I miss Christmas :weep:

Meat Puppet at once strode to the docker's yard.

Blegh trying to psychoanalyse not good. But close, if not a cigar. This saying is so outdated. Oh good gosh.

I will get more from you at a later date.