Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Seeing that kind of thing would put you off eating forever.

They have to remove the seats? Man that's weird. In the movie theaters over here they have this designated area for them where NO ONE ELSE CAN SIT. But that is okay because they're either too close or too far away.

And the people! one time there was all this commotion and I was like
well I don’t think I said anything but they were removing seats and before I knew it this large woman in a muu muu was wheeled in and it reminded me of an episode of the simpsons and subsequently an episode of south park.

I hate how everything is so big at the movie theater.

not that I am insulting you

People usually buy me these massive drinks and I am like no thanks and they are all it is just too late and the smurfing thing doesn’t fit in the cup holder and I’m like what the and the liquid slowly makes its way into my mouth and past my teeth and then it’s on to wherever.

That would piss me off. I never have to go. And if I do have to I get mad at myself for being so stupid to drink something so fast or not have the foresight to go before I started to watch the movie.

They should do it at the movies, so I can go and piss without worrying about missing the movie/disturbing people/getting disoriented (and possibly lost) :strut:

Yeah I think a bathroom break would be more...plausible.

But I like the way you think.

Maybe they just want to sneak some exercise into your movie watching routine?