Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I was that blonde guy. My brother was always that asshole with the soul patch.

Except for the online version, where I played as a biker clown. I have already told you my most exciting adventures with the sims online, however.

I hope you bitch slapped him.

I had this one room for my wife. Then I would get on with the old delete the door. The catch was that was the only room with a phone in it. That’s what she gets, though. She was white, I was white, but our baby... black.

That . He came over and I knew it. Why else would she ask to have a baby? To cover up just in case. That asshole. I shook his hand and talked to him about planes or some boring . No, planes with red crosses. HE ATE FROM MY TABLE TAHt

The Sims don't know how to use fireplaces without setting everything on fire. I don't know how the smurf that works. Retards.

Fire is also a good solution.

They should be happy with air conditioning. Or insulation. MORE INSULATION.

Celine Dion—your favorite Vegas bitch—also has a house like that.

The only thing he has going for him is that the rooms in his house change temperature when he walks into them to complement his body heat.

Jealousy.

I don't want your dirty money, Meat Snatcher™!