Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I don't dig goats, man.

Go for German porn, I guess.

That love affair with eestlinc ended some time ago. Turns out parrots arn't sexy.

I heard from Psychotic that I must masterbate to gay british porn, also known as, Psychotic's amature home video tape webcam, but I'm really not into that kind of stuff. Get's funny tastes in my mouth, you see.

Oh. I thought you were sleeping with eestlinc?

Probably when I calm down in the next 5 years if I'm still around this place.

Try to have sex with the computer. I'm giving you a warning that it might hurt, though.

I can't charm women, so there's no difference for me.

The difference between women and computers is that you can't charm computers.

Score for obviouse

Still a Mexican

* Meat Puppet

* Hawkeye